evilspice:

tattoos bisexuals get:

snake

dagger

bat

rose

moth

cat (of the domesticated or big variety)

barbed wire

scorpion

anime manga girl

kanzhie:

Best fucking tweet 😂

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

theres been so many bot waves on this godforsaken site. erica and her video games, how does my theme look, bitcoin wallet bastard, I’m almost nostalgic for the days I could open my inbox and see a fan mail in shitty font begging me to check out totally-not-malware.gov

bots these days have no honor. no panache. no flair. not even a semblance of effort. “come fuck my ass babie” fuck your own damn ass you no talent having piece of shit. go code a trojan for your grandmas decade-old court stenographer chain email.

iguanamouth:

i had a dream where i met yoshis dad but his name was yobby and he looked like this

phase2:

If you are an adult man and you call teenage girls Babe I am going to crush your skull like a grape

pseudocat:

under-the-arch:

under-the-arch:

acourtofwhitesandracism:

I’m sorry but homophobia and racism aren’t opinions

im combining “sloth” and “gluttony” to a new supersin called “sluttony”

theconcealedweapon:

jehovahhthickness:

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.